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text[number++] = "True health is how well your body works, mentally, physically, and socially."
text[number++] = "A properly working nervous system is the key to good health."
text[number++] = "When your heart beats, it receives commands from your nervous system."
text[number++] = "When your immune system shields you from infection, it receives commands from your nervous sytem."
text[number++] = "A constant stream of nerve impulses leaves your brain, travels down your spinal cord, and out to every cell and tissue of your body."
text[number++] = "Many things can interfere with the accurate transmission of nerve impulses.  The moving bones of the spine are common culprits."
text[number++] = "Improper motion or position of spinal bones can choke or irritate nerve tissue, degrading or distorting essential nervous system messages.  These are called subluxations."
text[number++] = "Drugs, alcohol, pollution, tobacco, poor nutrition, preservatives and other toxins can alter the nervous system and the muscles that support the spine."
text[number++] = "Our thoughts can affect the spine!"
text[number++] = "I can hear you smile."
text[number++] = "Our minds affect our bodies.  Our bodies affect our minds."
text[number++] = "Chiropractic is the only discipline that locates and helps reduce nerve compromise from subluxations"
text[number++] = "Chiropractors use spinal adjustments to reduce subluxations and help restore vital nervous system communications"
text[number++] = "Whisper and everyone will listen."
text[number++] = "Adjustments are safe."
text[number++] = "Chiropractors are skilled masters of adjusting techniques that help restore nervous system control of the body."
text[number++] = "Chiropractic is safer than back surgery."
text[number++] = "Chiropractic is safer than taking aspirin."
text[number++] = "Chiropractic is safer than flying on a commercial airline."
text[number++] = "Chiropractic is safer than driving your car."
text[number++] = "Chiropractic works!"
text[number++] = "Loosen up, you'll live longer."

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